Month: November 2025

Dramatis Personae

See, it’s working already. Give me something to talk about, and I’ll talk. Right now what I’m talking about is my second oldest surviving World of Warcraft character, my Priest.

Pictured above is my Darkspear Troll Priest. This is the character I have spent a cumulative 173 days sitting at a keyboard playing over the years. He was the second character I got to level 60, back when that was the level cap in the pre-expansion WoW days. He has always been a healer, even when it was completely insane for him to be a healer. Back in the day, when you chose your character’s talents, that was it. Changing them was possible but it quickly became prohibitively expensive. This meant that if you assigned your talents to be a healer, you were sacrificing the opportunity to take talents that would allow you to do more damage. A reasonable tradeoff until you start thinking about the fact that people playing Holy Priests (the most healing-focused of the talent choices) were occasionally going to be on their own and need to kill something. The benefit, of course, was that for any group content, you get an instant spot because no one played pure healers.

Anyway, I played this little guy exclusively as a healer from the base game, starting in 2005 until they started allowing characters to have two talent specializations you could switch in and out of in 2009. This also has something to do with why I ended up playing so many other different characters as well. Sometimes the grind as a Holy Priest got to be too much and I wanted to do something the easy way.

He was my Main (character) all the way through the Legion expansion and up to the Battle for Azeroth expansion in 2018 when I finally succumbed to the lure of expedience and started playing my Druid as my Main. Druids are also excellent healers but they have a great deal more flexibility in other roles and, in general, are much easier to play in solo content. It was with no little regret that I made the switch but I haven’t abandoned my Priest. He just follows a bit behind my Druid now.

Edited to add – Alert readers of my previous post may have noticed something of a curious discrepancy. I can practically hear my audience; “Hang on there, Matt the YakBoy, how can your Druid be a Zandalari Troll when you said you started playing him in Burning Crusade? Zandalari Trolls didn’t become a playable race until years later in the Battle For Azeroth expansion. What gives, yo?” Right you are Alert Reader! My Druid started life as a Bloodhoof Tauren which, prior to the Cataclysm expansion in 2010, were the only members of the Horde faction that could be Druids. When I got the War Within expansion several months ago, it came with a couple free “Character Services”, including a race change. He now identifies as a Zandalari Troll and I think we should all support him.

Edited further to add – Feel free to draw whatever conclusion you like from the fact the first two of my characters I introduced are both Trolls.

Return to the World of Warcraft

I constantly forget people actually look at this, and not only look at it but expected it to contain some evidence that I’m still alive. Among the difficulties of making this happen is I have managed to achieve a state where I’m not on fire, and my day-to-day activities are pretty repetitive and not at all interesting. With the goal of putting something up here more regularly, and also maybe accidentally saying something about myself and how I’m doing, I am going to start posting updates on my adventures in World of Warcraft1.

This year, in fact this month, marks 21 years since World of Warcraft launched. Since then there have been ten expansions, with the eleventh coming out in March, which is the biggest reason I decided to pick the game up again. The other reason is that it is difficult to beat when you look at it from a dollar-per-hour of entertainment perspective. A monthly subscription is around $30, and on the most active of my original characters, I have 173 days played2, plus or minus. Anyway, the point is, I have some free time, there is a social aspect to the game3, and this will unquestionably give me something to do that will relax my brain somewhat.

With the preliminaries out of the way, I am going to now dive in to my long and rich history with the game World of Warcraft. If this does not interest you, too bad, this is what I have right now.

We started playing World of Warcraft in 2005, not long after it first released, while it was still on the upswing of becoming the biggest multiplayer game in the world. The history will jump around somewhat as various characters move in and out, and I would like to think that some kind of coherent narrative will result but it may not, and I kind of don’t care. My first two characters were an Undead Warlock and a Troll Priest. When the first Warcraft expansion, The Burning Crusade, came out in 2007 I decided to level up a Warrior just for something different.

At this point I want to take a small detour into multiplayer online game mechanics. The traditional format for group content has three roles that a player can fill; the Tank, who stands in front, keeps the attention of the bad-guys and absorbs all the damage, the Healer, who makes sure the tank doesn’t die, and DPS (damage per second), who kill the bad guys. All 12 player classes in WoW can fill one or more of those roles, depending on what talents you give your character, etc. The point is, even though multiple classes can all fill the same role, the game-play mechanics of how they do their job are quite different. Balancing these classes and roles is a constant juggling act for the developers, trying to ensure that all the classes who can be tanks, for example, are actually viable as tanks, and also fun to play. Unfortunately they sometimes get it wrong and the Warrior class in The Burning Crusade was one they got wrong. Playing a warrior as a tank at maximum level was so bad I started an entirely new character at first level, and played them all the way up to the level cap just so I could play them as a tank and not have to do it on my Warrior anymore. It is this character I am here to talk about today.

Pictured above is my Druid. He is level 80, which is currently the cap. He is a Zandalari Troll4. He is named Orzabal because I was scraping hard to come up with a name and a Tears for Fears song came on. Being one of the names I am least satisfied with, Orzabal is one of the few of my characters who hasn’t had to change their name at one point or another. Druids are very versatile characters; depending on how you set their talents you can be a tank, a healer, close-combat DPS, or long range spell-caster DPS. The overwhelming majority of the time, I play as either a healer (my preferred role), or a tank (if I want a break from healing). I will be speaking more about Orzabal and his adventures as I get him tuned up for the release of the next expansion and, as I said, I might even accidentally talk about my own life every now and then if I’m here anyway.

  1. If you don’t have at least a general idea of what World of Warcraft is, I’m actually kind of impressed. ↩︎
  2. For those unaware, this does not mean I logged in at least once a day for 173 days total, the “played” count is almost always the cumulative hours you have actually been in-game and active. This means I sat at a keyboard for 173 days playing this character. I’m not necessarily proud of this number. ↩︎
  3. I’m already in a guild that raids regularly and is gearing up for the expansion. I’m sure there will be more on this as time goes on. ↩︎
  4. There are several tribes of Trolls, the playable Troll races are from the Darkspear and Zandalari tribes. More on this later. ↩︎